[56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. [48], On several occasions in December, Filch had to take Peeves from inside suits of armour, where he had taken to hide, singing Christmas carols with very rude lyrics of his own invention.[49]. I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. He later told Harry Potter off for wandering around on his own, which he thought suspicious. Wake up the whole castle, will you? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. #1. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. Confused about what he felt and hearing his mum's final words, Harry's mind starts to unlock things that had been better left forgotten. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? Filch thanked the student for their help, despite his usually grouchy nature. [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. [8], Near the start of the 19891990 school year, Jacob's sibling approached Filch in his office, where they asked him if he had seen their brother Jacob who had been spotted on school grounds. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. Arthur was never a violent man, but he was very expressive and his temper, when it was short, nobody wanted to be on the wrong side of. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? He felt perfectly content. On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. In an excuse to escape punishment, Draco told Filch he had been invited to Professor Slughorn's party, and Filch dragged him by the ear to Slughorn's office to see if his claim was true. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. Chapter Text. What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. Destiny is not written in stone That's what fanfiction is about. It would explain a lot. [18], When Valentine's Day was around the corner, Madam Pince, who was entrusted by Albus Dumbledore to organise the Valentine's Day Ball, talked to Filch about the arrangements. by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. [6] He had long hair with a bald spot on the top of his head and quivery jowls. Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. This doesnt end the same as all the others did. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. He was surprised and displeased when he realised that Mrs Norris was showing Alanza affection. Harry Potter is a slut. After insulting Sir Nicholas and threatening to report them, Sir Nicholas denounced Filch as a low-class bully and that he was supervising said student. [52], Yerse I've been telling Dumbledore for years and years he's too soft with you all. Why would he? Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Harry, Miles, and Rue haven't been actual siblings since their first year, afterwards they completely separated to their own Houses and worlds: Harry; a Gryffindor, Rue; a Hufflepuff, and Miles: a Ravenclaw. Harry Potter fan fiction involving time travel and King Arthur. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. She jumped and hugged Harry, almost knocking him to the ground. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. The first individual to be attacked was Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, whom he had a very close relationship with. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. Viewed 411 times . Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. Please consider turning it on! M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". During his tenure as Headmaster, Snape kept Filch working at Hogwarts despite his status as a Squib. The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. [25], During the 19881989 school year, the Marauder's Map was stolen from his office by a thief that he suspected to be Peeves. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. [18], In December, Filch attended the Christmas feast, in which he departed with his usual brown coat and wore a very old and rather mouldy-looking tailcoat. ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. P.S. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. [65], No one, however, could compete with the master of chaos, Peeves. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. He is found and adopted by Merlin and is stuck in the past and is immortal until his time approaches. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. Or even just one page. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. Like why he hates students so much. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless.. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. [54] Filch was reportedly miserable, as he thought Umbridge was the best thing that ever happened to Hogwarts.[67]. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. "Pleasetell me." Harry said, looking worried. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. [42] Filch helped secure the Castle on Professor Dumbledore's instruction, lowering the portcullis and bolting the front doors of the Clock Tower. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. [70] Unbeknownst to Harry, Filch and Pince had indeed shared a romantic relationship starting in 1989, when the two attended the Valentine's Day Ball together. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. Keep an eye on your inbox. Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. A few feet away, in the bed next to Harry's slept their son, having not even removed his shoes before collapsing into exhaustive, deep sleep. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. Scorpius and Albus are dating in this story, and after doing a little digging, they find out that their parents Draco and Harry also used to date. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. Please consider turning it on! Harry was sprawled across his bed, one hand flung above his head, the other resting to his side. A Black Comedy by nonjon. Oh God Not Again! [33] They both very much liked to give students a hard time, unfair punishments, and cruel aspects of such punishments. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. The Second Wizarding War began. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. [62], Due to Harry's dislike of Filch, Harry twice jinxed him with Langlock in his sixth year, humiliating Filch much to the amusement of everyone who witnessed it.[71]. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. The Carrows were put in charge of all discipline and punishments, which were violent, including beatings and placing students under the Cruciatus Curse. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. [15], On 30 June, 1997, a small gang of Death Eaters managed to penetrate the magical protections around the Castle with the help of Draco Malfoy and an assault took place at the Astronomy Tower and the corridors beneath it. [13], On 12 September, Draco Malfoy challenged Harry Potter to a duel in the Trophy Room at midnight. (Set during second year and wil progress from there without Voldemort rising)Warning: Read at your own risk. Lots of sex. [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.[58]. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. [73], Filch had been looking for someone to clear out his old punishment files, and when Severus Snape put Harry Potter in detention for hurting Draco Malfoy, he put Harry to work by making him copying out the misdeeds and punishments afresh and making sure that they were in alphabetical order without the aid of magic. [30], During this school year, he tasked Jacob's sibling with finding a missing Mrs Norris. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. Book 6, Brotherhood. Not enough for you? [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. [35] Filch was obsessed with keeping the Castle neat and tidy, and was infuriated when students made a mess with potion ingredients, or forgot to wipe their feet. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. Now that we are all fed and watered I must once more ask for your attention, while I give out a few notices. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. [34] The caretaker took them to Minerva McGonagall's office, where they were joined by Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy who had also been caught out of bed. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. [14], Filch usually wore a brown coat,[45] although on special occasions he would wear a mouldy-looking tailcoat[45] or an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHermione Granger and Harry Potter discussing the new security messures, Now in open war, upon the students' arrival at the school on 1 September, 1996, Filch was charged with checking the students and their possessions for dark objects with Secrecy Sensors. Click here to enter, or just click the image below. What if Lockhart had prevented Harry from following the voice in the pipes? He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults[84], Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris. [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. Munga. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. EvenTom Feltonhas said that Drapple is his one of his favorite Harry Potter fan pairings. Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. [44], So! Write as much as you can. Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. Filch was also the only one of the Hogwarts staff to stay at Hogwarts Castle during the summer holidays. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. In a world where Vernon decided to get the freak out of his house as long as possible before he starts training his magical powers, the man sells Harry to his boss for the next five years when Harry was five. Didnt find what you were looking for? [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. [15] The one thing that the two absolutely agreed on was a mutual dislike of Harry Potter. [29], During the 19901991 school year, Filch was tricked into giving Madam Pince Hiccough Sweets, causing her to leave the library's Restricted Section unattended. Filch helped the students evacuate during the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998 and participated in the battle himself. CW: Body transformation, gender transformation, mind control and the dubcon/noncon that results from said mind control. [83], Immediately after the battle, Filch grimly looked at a large pile of rubble in the Entrance Hall, which he dutifully began trying to sweep up, while the fighters gathered in the Great Hall mourning over the dead, and celebrating over their victory.[82]. 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