What is a cat's favorite color? Do you smell carrots? What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross? 61 What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentines Day? It might crack up. Why did you eat your homework? the teacher asked. Knock, Knock Whos there? None, because the cats were all copy cats. 53 What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? 166. What is fast, loud and crunchy? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull. Where you left it. Why do the pirates take long to finish reading the letters of the alphabet? Because they are not bright enough, 38. What compliment does a zero give to eight? 106. Whats a witchs favorite subject in school? (Tooth-hurty). Why cant a hand be 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot! Required fields are marked *. How do you talk to a giant?Use big words! What do you get when you cross a snail with a porcupine?A slowpoke! 92. I created google slides with my jokes and Bitmoji characters in various funny positions. 5. Did you hear about the the circle that kept going to school?It has 360! Why did the Easter egg hide? 95. 73 What do you call a bear with no teeth? How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? 52 What did one snowman say to the other snowman? What did the little corn say to the mama corn? 125. My being here today is a testament to the fact that you can overcome any form of embarrassment. How does a snowman lose weight? Many of you will remember the petition I wrote concerning the hygiene issue we faced in the restroom last summer. Put a little boogie in it. Why wouldnt the shrimp share his treasure?Because he was a little shellfish! I mean, would you even call that a joke? Ouch! 174. I have had a lot of good ideas, many of which have been used to serve especially here in this high school. The longest word in the dictionary RUBBER BANDBecause it stretches, 49. 180. Nikki Katz is the Managing Editor at WeAreTeachers. A tuba toothpaste. The blackboard, 31. GHOME work, 81. Place great emphasis on what makes you different from the crowd. You'll flip for _______ Your mind says no, but your heart says yes Vote for _______ Real deal!! Because theyll just wash up on shore later. What do ducks use for solving problems? How to Become a Babysitter That Parents Can Trust. Twister. What did the cat say when someone stepped on its tail? Snow. 132. Never mind Its pointless! Knock, knock. At the end of the day, if you lose or win the election, you can always hold your head up high for delivering a great speech. Dont take me for granite. What building in your town has the most stories? What do cakes and baseball teams have in common? What do birds say on Halloween? Name the dinosaur that has the best vocabulary. Don't be shy give _______ a try Take what you need and Vote _______ Love your girlfriend & Vote for _______ 70. Why cant you trust atoms? Why are cats good at video games? If you want the people to vote for you, you should be prepared to make one of the student council speeches that would be used as reference material for a long time to come. Why does the music teacher need a ladder in the school? They dont wear socks they have bear feet (bare feet)! If you enjoyed what we have to offer at ETTC,be sure tojoin ouremail list,so you wont miss a beat. "It turns out, I was right!". These (clean) knock-knock jokes, puns, one-liners and gags will get them laughing. A pen or a pencil writes well. Because she was stuffed. ~ Amanda B. The other looks back and says, "Ack! Hed heard that someone had stolen a base! The teacher asked them not to use tables. 118 What do you call a cow with no legs? Add sound effects, song lyrics, or music to give the speech more life. I love words so much, I'll only eat Alpha-Bits for breakfast. Two muffins are baking in an oven. 89 What did the buffalo say when his son went to school? 46. Why does a dog do so well in school? 168. -Micah School Campaign Ideas Prom Student Government Campaign Slogans For Student Council Election ideas :D. For school campaigns DIY Student Body President Student Government Vice President Campaign Slogans Catchy Slogans Teaching during the pandemic. 97. A turkey. The secret for how to win a high school election lies in your ability to relate to your peers. That was a remarkable day in my life and served as a turning point for me and my team. Why couldn't the sesame seed climb up the hill?Because it was on a roll! Why cant 12 and 9 get married? 149. It waves. Others are categorized by subject, in case the kids in your life find animals, food or other subjects particularly hilarious. Now pass it on to your child(ren) and let them recreate the funny classroom scenes with their peers. 123 What does the secret agent cow say to the other agent cow before a mission? 38. By using SIN and COS to get tan, 84. Why did Rudolph get a bad grade on his report card? Why cant a rabbits nose be 12 inches long? W. H. O. What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, "Spit out that gum!" and a train says, "Chew! Also, when presenting the good ideas stored in your head, ensure that the speech is kept short. Use figurative language. 32. Unique up on him. Because it has a lot of aCUTE angles. 19 What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Answer (1 of 8): Tell compelling and emotional stories, with a twist ending. 158 What did the Lego pirate say when he lost his leg? Which school does an ice cream man go to? How come no one picks statistics as their favorite subject?Its just average. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? The experiMINTS. They love watching the old movies because the movies are black and white! Joke 60 What does Santa do at football games? Why didnt the skeleton go to school? 23 What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs? Cash who? What kind of photos do elves take? 128. 161. What do you call a number that cant stay in one place?A roamin numeral! What did one pencil say to another on the first day of school? 176 What kind of shoes do all spies wear? Cold, 75. What do frogs order at fast-food restaurants?French flies! The United Kingdom's international organisation for cultural relations and educational opportunities. 91. Read our privacy policy for more information. Why? 164. The one with square roots. 131. What happened when the world's tongue-twister champion got arrested?They gave him a tough sentence! When I walk down the hallways at school, I want to feel like I'm in one of those YouTube videos for kids where a grown man drives tiny toy trucks around. Only one because after that, its not empty. 4. W! How does a vampire start a letter? Boo-jeans. Hamburger name their daughter? What do math students eat on Halloween? ~ Lisa K. 169 Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? What did the cat say when he fell off the table? What key won't open any door? A: Early Voting Q: What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell? What animal can you always find at a baseball game?A bat! Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper?Because they must be plotting something! A year older. Election Day Jokes for Kids Q: What are politically enthusiastic Robins known for? How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? Ideas, Inspiration, and Giveaways for Teachers. 97. Lots of eggs-ercise. Join me as we begin creating memories that will never be forgotten. 12. Dill with it. Joke 40 What does the cloud put on before the storm? Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because they have nine lives. From a young age, he was forced to get a job in the local milk refinery, where his dad worked. With experi-mints. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Why cant a leopard hide?Because hes always spotted! I needed a goal badly as expected for my role as a striker. Veep! ExplaNATION, 46. 2. 76. 87. First Time In The USA? If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?A bagel! 2023 LoveToKnow Media. 19 - What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? A har-vest. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? I want to work with each one of you to make this place even more awesome than it currently is. 109 What is a cats most favorite magazine? Knock, knock.Whos there?Weekend.Weekend who?Weekend do anything we want! Joke 75 What are twins favorite fruit? What did the sink say to the toilet?Wow, you look really flushed! 144. Straw-berries. 93 What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine? Lettuce. What is a mathematical plant? Build a sty-scraper. 24 What did the circle say to the triangle? How do you know that Saturn was married more than once? 201. What did one eye say to the other eye?Between us, something smells! If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Never mind Coffin drops. 27. How do you make a lemon drop? How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?Nothing, it's on the house! That's right, you should choose me for Student Council President because I've got the face of an angel. 72. 1. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? The thesaurus, 10. 168 Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner? How do pirates know that they are pirates? 1. Which school do the birds go to? What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? A bull-dozer. You have a good point, 28. What do you call it when it rains turkeys? 48. If Voting for Me is Wrong, then you Don't Want to be Right! 113. What is a monsters favorite dessert? 10. What do you get when Santa becomes a detective? We were able to affect the needed changes by coming together to endorse that petition. Nothing,it just waved. 91 What do monkey cooks wear when they are working in the kitchen? When you're running for student council, you ultimately need the popular vote from your peers to win. Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?Because shes always running away from the ball! Below are the 40 Funny Student Council Campaign Slogans. What do you call a belt made of watches?A waist of time! (Jokes who?) You look a bit flushed. Maybe because I'm so good looking." Funny Yo Mama Jokes for Kids. 17 What did the paper say to the pencil? Why did the student throw her watch out of the school window? Because it's hard to light them from the bottom. What do you call a dinosaur that wears glasses?Tyrannosaurus SpecsWhat do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?A receding hare-line! Funny Student Council Speeches If you are running for the student council, you certainly need to popular vote from your peers if you are to become the winner. Joke 10 Why was the broom late for school? Your teeth. Take something you were already going to tell them, and change the ending. Ideas, Inspiration, and Giveaways for Teachers. I will make sure that this turns out to be a year to remember for you all in this school. Because they live in schools. Every year. Supplies! 188. Alright, so I promise the following 180 jokes are WAY BETTER than that. Clean jokes for kids and people of all ages. Orange you glad youre in this class! Knock, knock.Whos there?ToodleToodle who?Toodle-loo! A pine-apple. 153 Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? Why do fish live in salt water? When do student astronauts eat? Find an online babysitting certification course to learn valuable skills and jumpstart your babysitting career. 147. 7. What fruit do scarecrows love the most? What is the favorite subject of a witch? 66. Why does the math class make students sad? The other candidates are going to come up here and tell you all the reasons why you should vote for them. Joke 80 Why did the elephant cross the road? I hope this will start the day with a smile! I am fully aware that the student council to which I am aspiring to be a member of works hand in hand with the administration and student body to ensure that the student events held yearly turn out to be a success. 186. 108 What did one firefly say to the other? 156 Have you heard about the new pirate movie? Teacher: One great thing that we have today but not ten years ago Student: Its me. Whats so fresh in the chemistry class? Keep laughing and keep smiling! I cant stop laughing at the Cow and Dinosaur sections! 69. They do, just not in public. How do you get an astronauts baby to stop crying?You rocket! Hoppy Birthday. Just let it fall. Spell who? 79. if I am elected into this office, I will work hard to ensure that every student of this high school feels the effect of good governance. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? 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